3 mi in 45 min? That’s about 6 or 7 kph. That’s a brisk walking pace. And a bicycle easily does twice, maybe even thrice that.

things that would offend advertisers?

Won’t someone think of the shareholders! 😭

Now listen here you little kitten murderer 😾

Late one night before the tavern keeper shut his door,
A wobbly gentleman came in, his footing was unsure.
Moustachioed and handsome, and his clothing touched the floor.
He was no man at all, he was three kobolds in a trenchcoat

Holy music stops

Horny music starts

How’s this related to the gender ratio in the Dungeons & Dragons community?

Ehhh… Where’d that come from?

Negative two: don’t think

Where are the toilets?

(…) Or a room has holes dug dropping into an underground river. Or just a really deep pit, or a convenient portal to the Abyss LOL.

Or to the Underdark. The Drow must hate the dungeon occupants…

Counterpoint against the 1st:
Yes, most things contain some sugar. The sugar they’re against is the stuff that is not there naturally.

I heard a bunch of kids yelling 67 in a supermarket the other day. I felt my IQ drop by several points just witnessing that.

An occasional acknowledgement of 69 is still nice though.

• Anecdotal evidence is merely evidence of an anecdote.
• Just because those people are decent (or maybe seem decent when they’re around you) does not mean that assholes do not exist.
• The point still stands that MAMILs cycle in spite of infrastructure, not thanks to. This is not the case in the vid, but probably is the case for the above commenter.

Would you be comfortable sharing the lane with things that outweigh and outrun you by two orders of magnitude, where a forgettable bump for them would probably be your death, and where at best there’s a chance they might not notice or see you in a decent frame of time, at worst they’ll actively try to hurt you. I’d hate to cycle in such an environment.

Vehicular Cycling is the Dark Souls of cycling. Dutch cycling, or Practical Cycling as I’d prefer to call it, is more the Animal Crossing of cycling.

Vehicular Cyclists, or Middle-Aged Men In Lycra, or MAMILs, will set that standard.

These aren’t MAMILs. These are people who just want to use the most convenient way of getting around in a place where cycling is considered a valid answer to that question.

Do you happen to also use Arch?

Invert it for when the party that’s a Cleric, an Artificer and two Druids gets expanded with a Barbarian 😛

You know I like my characters when they show up as “I don’t have a backstory” and you get so invested in them that they end up with “I have, like, seven characters with full sheets who are all linked to this character, and a whole culture to their site of origin.”

Source: Ask me about my Tabaxi (-… acutally, Tabaxi is its own plural)

Mountain of dead bards‽

NECROMANCER: *heavy breathing*

That cheesy dashing in & out sounds great until one player has the Sentinel feat and is right after the boss in the turn order 😛

Related, or just similar, whatevs. Enjoy the roasts!

Chances are it’ll look like this. Enjoy the roasts!