Well, did you kill your parents when you came of age? You can be free from someone without killing them.

For the rest of your life!

You can also reset your immune system by contracting measles.

C’mon anti-vaxxers, if you really want to get rid of your current immune responses, there are ways of doing that. Just take a trip to West Texas.

(Please don’t though.)

Also relevant - you can’t smell porn. Everyone has a scent, especially when doing a physical activity.

You KNOW there’s a brothel that constantly brews polyjuice. Bring in a hair from the person you’re attracted to, and have sex with (someone who looks exactly like) them!

You can even obliviate the polyjuice’d person afterwards and leave no evidence behind. Consent in the wizarding world is beyond fucked.

Oh, an email from outside the department demanding confidential reports?

Marks as spam

I should not be involved with people who turn a blind eye to fascism.

Full stop.

I’m sorry to say that you already know what you have to do. There’s no easy way to do it other than to just do it. If it makes the process easier, you don’t have to pose it as “it’s me or them” because you already know what his answer will be. If he was going to change, he’s had plenty of opportunities already.

Don’t wait for him anymore. Live YOUR life.

Did it really dissolve into rust, or did your parents secretly throw away your poop nail in the middle of the night?

You’re absolutely right. It’s hard for me to switch out of using ‘TERF’ because it offended them, but no one is even pretending to be a feminist anymore. I need to find a new shorthand name for “bigoted towards trans people specifically”.

Seriously. Delay it as long as you can before demanding that they fire you.

Alternate title: TERFs suddenly demand people respect their chosen names

I think this is too specific, as you mentioned. Why not broaden it to “a piece of literature they were not required to read”? You could talk about anything from wikipedia articles, to current news headlines or sci-fi books this way, and it shows where their curiosity lies.

They have for me - albeit I was swimming in an untreated lake at the time.

First, think about how smart the “average” person is.

Next, think about how half of the people in the world are dumber than that and you start to get an idea.

Yeah, yours is hypothetical. Good luck solving entropy.

“People have died long before Jack the Ripper. If we want to prevent death, you need for the root cause, which isn’t Jack”

We’re not trying to solve every case of data disappearing, but the large influx that has appeared as a direct result of Trump’s orders.

In case it’s not obvious, the root cause of that is Trump.

Correct - You didn’t pick a poll. You picked a website.

It’s that why you have only linked the one you like over and over?

Bruh, just look at this one poll. Just look. Egg prices don’t matter because of this one poll. Please look. Various pollsters. Please.

Both achievements and in-game rewards linked to playtime should be banned. The “Tales” game series is especially bad at requiring ridiculous amounts of playtime for character abilities.

50 hours in menus, 25 hours in “combat”, and a whooping 250 hours in the game in general for the highest-level bonuses for the main character in Tales of Berseria.