Kalkaline

Died in a tragic bowling accident involving a penguin and two moose, never should have happened.

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Yeah, the NICU is full of them.

Zoom out so it looks better.

Well this is where I draw the line. /s

I saw shit smeared on a bathroom door the other day, hand dryers only, no paper towels, it was so gross.

When the justice system no longer provides justice, justice will be sought elsewhere.

Here’s an idea: we sacrifice the richest person in the world to the god of Capitalism, The Invisible Hand, and see if it makes the wealth trickle down faster.

If she doesn’t accept the fight, everyone will know she’s weak.

Abortion. No specific circumstances needed. If a woman wants an abortion, it should be allowed. There is no one getting late term abortions that didn’t want the child and something tragic happened and now they need one.

Also there’s at least a small set of respondents with fat fingers.

I was just saying this the other day, if I had one of those kiosks I would totally make a Bort, Eliza (I think that was the name), and a Bart just because of that scene.

Two different people offered to suck my dick for pizza. I did not want either one of them to suck my dick.

I guess I’m not using Strava anymore.

Mastodon is fine, but I burned out on it pretty quick. There’s not an intuitive way to find new content on there. I’m sure the content is fine, but Bluesky can get you up and running really quickly.

That seems pretty straightforward if you have experience with that stuff, I don’t have that experience.

Anki is amazing, but it’s not self hosted without some effort.

On Halloween I had a friend I thought was fairly Democratic say he was close to voting for Trump and that’s when I felt the dread.

That skin to skin is amazing, hearing that first breath/cry.

Incredibly, they actually drew their cartoons based on observations in nature. The duck season/rabbit season bit commonly seen in the Bugs and Daffy cartoons, while exaggerated was based on true events.