While you were chasing human women, I was… studying … the blade

God just wants to join the alpha omega country club

This comment is a journey

Glad you’re still with us

Move over shockedpikachu.jpg

And you’re trying to tell me that’s not a magic spell you just said? Pfff

That’s my favourite King Crimson song

I think he has two sons

I think you have to be an elf building a ship and convince each plank individually that the world is flat

Gary Oldman, and boy has he polished some turds

Length of a movie is no longer a flex. Not since LotR special edition dvd cuts

Ya it’s called affording a maid

This is poetry not prose

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Should see a doctor. I burts out laughing once. 3 month recovery time.

A human being can’t be deleted with a few keystrokes

“Our bad bots good, your good bots bad”.

Textbook big brother stuff. We’re in 1984 but the corpos are the ones providing the daily hate

Their many siblings in the wild shall provide the young

History sure rhymes a fucking lot these days