“But how can we create a rocket powerful enough to reach the sun?!”

‘Stand back, I’m an orthodontist.’

But God help you if you want to remove a statue honoring a Confederate general

Thank you, NYC. We all needed this.

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Happened in Nebraska too. Voters passed legal weed but the GOP isn’t going to follow through and is actually trying to outlaw the farm bill shit in the process.

There’s no reason for them to actually legislate or govern since they’ll still get voted in, all they need is the R and they’re set. World’s easiest job.

I would like a middle ground between “snack pack for children” and “impending diarrhea.”

fartdog georg

Charlie Kirk is a sentient sack of human shit and his opinion is worth even less.

They believe whatever Trump does is gospel and their news outlets convince them the same. He can do no wrong because that would shatter the reality they’ve constructed.

Undo a century of global hegemony by being a self-absorbed idiot and things tend to go poorly.

He’d realize that if he wasn’t a self-absorbed idiot.

final boss

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They’re dog whistles for needing more babies to keep the pyramid scheme that is our economy afloat.

Subjugating women, hating the gays, blocking birth control; it’s all to pop out more babies.

Yup. Realizing everyone around you is their own protagonist is part of growing up and some people just never get there.

I cannot hope for traditional justice for this man so I will resign myself to waiting for a ketamine overdose.

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If only he were smart enough to know what words mean. Oh well. Back to huffing paint for him I suppose.

Neat, a traitor to two nations at once.

A century of diplomatic strategy is being unravelled in a matter of months.