In League With Seitan

Minnesota. I feel sick.

Two of my state’s democratic politicians were shot this morning, one killed, in a targeted assassination. I think it’s already started.

Hortman was the house speaker prior to this year’s tie.

Jesus fuck they just reported hortman died. This is insane

A 113.3981 gramer with cheese?

I’m with you. I love chilis and limes, but the artificial lime flavor on chili lime flavored snacks tastes like froot loops to me.

I think she directed They Live and Halloween

The worst was games that required info from the manual to progress past a certain point, like star tropics. Rented the game and the rental place didn’t include the manual? Shit out of luck. And no Internet back then to look it up, either. (Yes, I’m still bitter)

I remember some computer games would also do things like that to prevent copying the game from a friend, like requiring a certain word from a certain page before loading.

250k, as of last Thursday

I hate being human.

“Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil’s pawn. Alone among God’s primates, he kills for sport, or lust, or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother’s land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him; drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death.”

I suspect Elmo thinks he’s being Very Clever by using your woke empathy mind virus against you. Jokes on him, though, he’s burned through any good will the empathetic might have once had long, long ago.

Yeah, I know it’s from the show, I’m just not sure if people quote it sarcastically or if people actually think it’s deep or something.

Aren’t all circles flat, by definition? Or is that the joke…

Excuse me, that’s centre stage

I thought they smelled bad on the outside!

Someone got stabbed in the hallway outside my apartment last night. Being poor’s just great!

Well damn, now I want to start the world’s first corpse-fired power plant

Why let all that meat go to waste?