I’d rather have the butcher ask “breast” or “thighs” than “tits” or “ass”.

Good.

• Chick posting amateur nudes with an Onlyfans link in her bio.

You forgot that one.

Or just use Heelys like a normal person.

Don’t want to get a divorce?
Just place this mouse trap on your husbands night stand and let the critters run free.
So convenient.

Mouse not included.

Ye

Looks at keyboard

“How the hell did you misspell that?”

That is ridiculous, on a lake there are barely any waves, you can just turn on your back and float around to catch a breath. Just remember to move from time to time so people don’t think you’re a corpse.

Natalie Dormer

Not a big fan of the purely mechanical clockwork body. I always liked how the biomechanics were portrait in the series. The Major always looked small but I’m reality was an absolute beast of artificial muscle and reinforced bones underneath her facade.

“I also think my sister is hotter than me.”

How can rats have human level intelligence, if we as humans have to essentially consume the whole bodyweight of a rat daily, just to sustain our very energy demanding brains.

>Puts Iron-56 in a box.
>checks at the heat death if the universe
>still Iron-56
>mfw box also Iron-56

Physicians: “It’s all vector addition and differatials?”
Mathematicians: “Always has been.”

Books. I’m dyslexic as fuck but heavy readers are mostly chill people.

Injury Related, Bad, Bad, No, No.

They can get appease of my balls.

Instead of treating my intense joint pain, I just got prescribed an app with streching exercises. Thanks for nothing.

Baseball, huh?

Don’t fear the man who’s taken 10.000 shits, fear the man that has taken the same shit 10.000 times.