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Pretty much accurate except that there are no cowboys east of the Mississippi River; that’s just regular farmland.

YES

Vegan beef jerky…

My beautiful sons Lupine Meadow and Coastal Sage Scrub.

Fretboard??

You know, the red trail on the floor is really giving me a lot of positive vibes. This gives me an idea for decorating a children’s hospital…

• obligatory Homestuck mention *

So Isaac Newton had only 1/700th the bite force of a normal human? Pathetic.

mu mu (toki pona).

All animals say “mu” in Toki Pona btw.

Speed cameras aren’t enough. Schools need all the traffic calming they can get.