So … almost sure-fire way to hit 40+ in a dead-end office job?

Nothing forces guns to hold their value like tighter gun laws. I know collectors that get excited about it.

Who confuses baby-trapping for humor?

He wishes he could say it was new.

Exactly. All you need is a woman whose only fear is getting knocked-up, then you just stop using condoms the moment she says, and all is well. EDIT: /s … for at least 7 others here. How you need that spelled out versus the absurdity of the paragraph is beyond me.

Congratulations on reducing the OP to a maybe-vaguely-appropriate-but-more-so-random set of four words though.

Put a regular condom on one and find out. Condoms stretch and conform, so all your question shows is that you’ve never used one. Its amazing how eager circumcised virgins are to out themselves over this stuff.

https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/naughties/the-forbidden-churro?srsltid=AfmBOoq7zF3w7KNO63Ya08lmBOioZ5Sp8zdL3Q7JxiRJ2TQlerTN1EG6

Honestly why I downvoted OP. They shouldn’t be at the point of having this pissing-match without having used condoms together already, and cumming-inside the vagina isn’t exactly required for intimacy even then.

OPs characters lack imagination, and are catering to an audience that shouldn’t be encouraged into maintaining such a narrow way of thought.

Shush, cretin. Boob is speaking…

Same. They can also throw the balls themselves, pretty far for their size. They’ve realized bouncy-balls +stairs is more entertaining than distance though.

It amazes me how many people don’t realize this is literally the case in parking lots. I mean, bikes and and pedestrians are stuck making sure drivers at least see them, and motorists are dicks about it, but still.

So … can we get a link to “… 1” ?

Even on the bump-stops, the edge of the wheel-well shouldn’t dig-in to the tire like that. These don’t look like after-market tires either

Imagine saying the topic at-hand has nothing to do with Israel.

If the comic wouldn’t still work without the first three panels, you might have had a point, but those three panels literally serve to differentiate a couple suicidal, crazy, misogynists from your average Muslim. Hell, even the cigarette, posturing, and last speech-bubble are there to code the passenger as an addicted, closetted-gay hypocrite.

You honestly thought I was claiming there are Isreali suicide bombers? Although, now that truck-bombs are an IDF go-to for levelling neighborhoods in Gaza, who knows what’s next?

Doesn’t change the fact that Muslims started blowing themselves up intentionally only well-after the Zionists took-over Palestine. If either of us is trying to de-couple or entwine things where they don’t belong so-as to make arabs look bad, its you.

One of us believes suicide bombers and proxy-bombers have reasons or circumstances leading to the things as they’ve done, literally sacrificed their own lives and those of innocents for, whether thought-out-at-all or misguided-extorted-manipulated-or-desperate … and the other is pretending that acknowleging the existance of suicide bombers is be-smirching multiple ethnicities, cultures and a religion.

You know why the characters in the OP aren’t white Irish Catholics or hostages themselves? Because the IRA is irrelavent today and we don’t have back-stories for these two; What they are doing isn’t the point beyond the extreme contrast with their circumstances versus what the one is anxious about. If anything, we as the reader are being asked to empathize with the passenger, and/or the driver for having to put up with him.

Riiight … none of the suicide bombings have anything to do with Israel.

I knew we had some dense ones here, but your vote ratio is still surprisingly bad to me. Being anything like right is just painfully un-popular, wow.

https://www.amazon.com/When-We-Were-Arabs-Forgotten/dp/1620979527/

Basically, the only places where they are truly distinguishable, are where Jews pass as white. Anti-arab sentiment is the more-real anti-semitism, and de-linking the two supports a specific colonialist narrative.

I think I’m more afraid of Drop-Bear Chlamydia, the little teeth and claws, and/or the screaming because it’s too stupid to get back in the tree, than of getting Mauled by the bigger ones. No, I don’t care about the likelihood, I’ll be punting the bastard, running away, or both.

Thought the windshield wouldn’t open, but I’m too lazy right now to go back and check.

That’s actually what I was getting at.