My hypothesis is that stomatocardia is actually an offshoot species of toxodenta (though we’d have to do some molecular plastiology research to determine its not the opposite way)

I thought science memes were funny, not soul crushing 🤕

I’ve definitely packed a box like this, but I’ve never packed boxes like this 😳

Here’s the full read

Just look at that data…

Now if only there was a way to negate the need for the bark defense… 😓

lm(turtle_gender ~ temp, data = data_frame)

I hate when some monster opens the box from the bottom, or destroys the plastic liner so bottom sheets dont get pulled out and ready for the next person.

I cant imagine the abomination that would use those…

I first went about the humane capture of the wildlife of C-100. A few peacocks were caught with bear traps, an iguana was captured via a falling piano, and a peacock bass was shot in the face with a shotgun, all in line with the standards set by the Florida Constitution [3].

Truly gold.

Edit: Didn’t realize this was Immaterial Science - my favorite is the FUPLC-NMR-CE6-GC-IR-ICP-MS-MS-MS-MS (pdf warning)

Yep yep… Wonder if it’s this brand - not the same model since the button is a different color, but the tip ejector is similar.

Guess I better be more careful.

Since spacetime is compressing to a single point, is it really “falling”, or just being zipdrived?

Looks like he’s using an autopipette without a tip to perform the injection…

Hm, that doesn’t sound absolute

I guess you’d need some proof.

Potentially

NOW IM FALLING ASLEEP

AND SHES CALLING A CRAB

The budget for posting Curiosity updates has been transferred to some rich dudes wallet.

At least once

Lose interest doesn’t seem to have enough connecting arrows

Nah just FCC grade

See: the original penguin

That second image is approaching nightmare fuel