I did that once at a birthday party. 21 weeks pregnant and someone asked when I was due. The look of horror was priceless. I had a good laugh and so did she. Her friends were in the toilets (ladies public bathroom) just about, or maybe did, wet themselves from laughing at the overheard conversation.

The Wiggles alphabet song says this too. Although that I get since they export to the states now. It might even introduce American kids to the Zed.

Playschool is unforgivable. That’s our national kids show and should be Australian.

I’d feel happy with those on my head too

Probably insurance, permit fees and marketing at a wild guess.

Sorry I know this is a super old comment, but I was browsing my comment history.

Australia has 3 networks that actually build and own physical towers. Telstra, Optus and Vodafone. Any other network is a reseller of one of these 3.

Optus seems to be the most common that is resold. I know belong and Aldi resell Telstra but I don’t know any that resell Vodafone (could he wrong).

Have you considered Aldi Mobile? They use the telstra network with some towers excluded. I don’t know if there’s a way to look up what towers are excluded, but I was under the impression that it was remote towers where no competitors service.