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Cake day: February 17th, 2024

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  • “Mbappe hits the back of the net, but the flag’s up! Half of the French team celebrate while the other half yell at the referee about an offside call. Remember, due to the Schroedinger’s offsides rule changes that Lemmy user akademy implemented, the goal is both scored and not scored until after the Progressive Insurance VAR review. Let’s see the replay… looks like about 90% offside to me… yeah, VAR has determined a 10% chance of a valid goal. The ref is reaching for his Prime Energy 10-sided die… IT’S A 10! Mbappe completes his unlikely hat trick with a third high-roll! France have surely won it now!”









  • My dad was 50 when I was born. It may be the case that the generational gap between me and him is larger than most of my peers, but that’s not a terribly large issue. There are far worse things than being a bit out of touch. Maybe it’s a wake-up call to take as good care of your health as possible so that you can still be active into your son’s 20’s and maybe even 30’s, but otherwise I don’t really see any great issues.