“Pick the right blade.” Santoku. The answer is Santoku.

Oh because he totally respects the court. Turns out he found a hack where you can just ignore what the courts say with no repercussions.

No duckroll?

Melissa McCarthy does that for me. It’s getting better, but for the longest time I’d see an interview with her about some project and she’s funny, charming, intelligent, and convinces me to check it out. Then I would watch the thing and it’s like “Haha fat girl poopoo fart.” .

I’ve been Linux only since 2016, after a decade of "trying " to move over. I do still have a partition for the increasingly rare event that I need something MS, which so far has been one class in my University that required a lockdown browser for a test.

It’s a pretty bold move to advertise the inclusion of a key logger in your OS.

If no-one stops him, then the US only has itself to blame.

The tangerine pufferfish has an incredible ability to say a thing enough that it becomes true enough to happen.

Man, remember when popes lasted longer than my computer upgrades?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

How many seconds you’re prepared to wait for Windows to shutdown.

It’s a bold strategy, Cotton. Let’s see if it pays off for them.

I look forward to a virtual road trip my 86 Hyundai Pony.

That’s not a movie that you can make TV appropriate.

I pre ordered, and I’m usually annoyingly loud about not pre-ordering. That being said, i love my pebble time. I Kickstarted it back in the day, and it still works but the battery is weak. I could replace the battery, but i want more devices like this, so I’ll put some money in and eat Ramen for a few weeks.

Dun dun duuuunnnnnnn

Where are all those tyranny fighters with their guns?

Hello? Freedom fighters?

I’ll pay extra to tell the guy who gathered the eggs i appreciate him.

Local farmers market in 'Berta.

Just picked up 2 dozen local eggs for $9.99CAD.

I have pebble, pabble, pibble, rebble, rabble, ribble and nibble.

Though the primary server is old enough that it was from a time when I named everything after Transformers, so it’s Shockwave.

Found my blackberry torch in a drawer a while ago. Man I love that thing, great size, solid pocket ability, great keyboard.