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Cake day: July 1st, 2023

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  • Sorry friend.

    If your data was occupationally-sensitive or renders you vulnerable to financial ruination, it’s time to move to a recovery phase and see if modern data recovery specialists can work their voodoo.

    Remember: never run experimental commands (you or a GenAI) in a live environment. See how it breaks things in a test environment first - if it shits itself, you may even get to learn how to fix it before running the instruction on live data.

    Anecdote time! A good friend of mine drove his car to a mutual colleague’s place once because the wipers were about as much use as two chicken breasts on metal poles. He says to our colleague “Hey Foxy, I hear you’re good with cars, can you fix these wipers for me? The rubber seems to be in good nick but it’s not clearing anything”.

    “Sure thing,” Foxy proudly announces, “I’ll get to work”.

    Foxy strips the wipers down, one component at a time, before dusting his hands off and walking away.

    “What’s going on, Foxy? The thing’s still in bits!” my pal says.

    “No idea,” says Foxy, “not a fucking Scooby mate” and goes back inside, leaving his wipers and actuating motor in about fourteen pieces on the roadside.

    So much for being good with cars.




  • I’m in the same boat bro. I can pan in miles and miles, but I’ve got all the upper body strength of a wet fart.

    Keep going though bro. Today nine; legs tomorrow; ten on Tuesday. Same thing next week. Eleven, on Sunday, twelve on the following Tuesday.

    If you want some advice that’s more than “do more, bro” then check out Shaun T’s Insanity or Focus T25. I loved those programmes and I developed arms and chest more than I ever did do half-arsing weights or resistance machines.

    Nail it bro.



  • Alright mate cheers, how was yours?

    I’m finally thinking about knocking the TV Licence on the head.

    It wasn’t the “loony left BBc” or “Tory Mouthpiece BBC”. The way I see it, if both camps are as incensed as the other then the BBC must be doing something right.

    It wasn’t the ludicrous salaries some of the top celebs were on. I suppose they’re just market rate and someone will pay for them.

    It’s not even the upcoming Trump defamation that we’ll end up bankrolling - it was a poor editorial decision, but the BBC have been fairly good at owning up to fuckups.

    It’s the constant fucking trailers now for the Smeds and the Smoos on iPlayer. I only really use it to catch up on Reporting Scotland to check out the weather, and I’m fed up of having to skip the trailer. Every. Fucking. Time.

    I only really paid it for this long because the BBC News and BBC Sport sites are fucking brilliant in fairness, and I rationalised it as paying my licence fee to keep those two sites going… but it’s taken a constant hammering of eight seconds trailers to really lose my rag.

    First job of the new year. edit: fuck it, done from the end of the month.








  • I wonder if it’s the modern equivalent of a hairdresser checking someone’s roots and asking “have you been to Turkey lately?”

    European health tourism is a thing after all, and my understanding is that the budget option dental work or hair replacement therapy leaves telltale signs of treatment styles that generally come from that nature of procedure.

    That, or they found a “Made In Slovenia” sticker on the back of one of your dentures 😂



  • I remember getting my Nokia N95 nearly twenty years ago, and it was fucking awesome being able to reveal the four media control buttons, and blindly control music in my headphones from my pocket while walking to work or on the bus or train.

    As other commenters have said - I look at my old Ixus camera or LG Soul MP3 player or Nokia 3330 with fond nostalgia memories… but thank fuck I’m not lugging all that about now.


  • I’ve lucky enough to be able to fund my study while I’m in middle age.

    I took up my degree course because I enjoyed computing and the theory behind it. I enjoy it for the most part, it’s engaging and intriguing. I’m getting some personal and academic development out of it even though it’s got fuck all to do with my “real” career.

    I can see people stressed off their tits with it though - people who have a career pinned on success with the degree; people who went to uni because they felt it was just the next natural step; and people who did it because they were told to.

    I feel genuinely gutted for them that a topic that brings so much learning and satisfaction can bring another so much stress and anxiety.

    Shame.