You’re a brave person. If I had a kid and a wife I would have thought twice. Which I’m sure you did. Thank you for your service. I hope you had a nice time with your family after. Feel proud. Be safe. I’d buy you a beer if I wasn’t hundreds of miles away.

Do you remember when news was actually shocking?

Hogwarts has proven to be lethal. Multiple times over. For the staff it’s just a part of going to high school. Can you imagine getting an injury from playing quidditch? No you can’t. Because if you fall off that broom you just die.

Why do they build so many endless pits?! What possible purpose could that serve?

Jeep people are a bit weird. My friend borrowed one once and gave me a lift. It had about 20 glued to the dash. She said he just gets them handed to him by other Jeep people. I asked “why?” Of course. The answer was “dunno but he has two kids with two women in another country that he never sees”. I know that’s not a satisfying answer but then again we’re talking about people that purposely buy a vehicle that is horribly inefficient and that will flip taking a 30 degree turn. With $3000 worth of accessories. So, yeah. Jeep people are weird.

It’s already gone.

He can’t be told anything. And that’s before considering his capacity to learn.

Can you imagine what things would be like if they all voted?

It’s literally in their Bible… This should just be standard. Not special.

He’ll take the money and imprison you anyways. We have all been seeing exactly how he reacts for multiple decades. Right?

There is a novel called “The Art of Monsters” that came out in the wake of Harvey Weinstein (not that he’s an artist). It’s a good read.

These assholes are completely out of it. When I fucked with the library computers in high school I didn’t use my fucking full name. Also, is Biden able to do this or is he senile like they keep saying? Seriously, which is it?

I think your comment is more unnecessary that what you’re replying too. We all get what America means. We all can see where it’s going. We’re just glad that it’s finally progressing. Have another drink.

I had a roomie that played lol. After a month of not having a job and looking very scruffy he emerged from his filthy bedroom and gave me a grocery list. We were on good terms until I told him he had an addiction.

I knew there was a reason behind my morning wood.

Pansy.

I’ve had the first four books in the study at my mom’s house since I was a kid. My nephew and nieces will read them. We have the box set of DVDs from forever ago. Same deal. I wouldn’t consider myself a die-hard fan. I still don’t understand why die-hard fans could still be spending so much money on the franchise. Did they add to the books?

NEARLY HALF?

I grew up with seagulls (well, lake gulls) and they weren’t a bother. Then I visited the actual seaside… I wondered why there weren’t more chip stands serving seagull meat.

Honestly. I love Bob’s Burgers but I always thought that they put more effort into the signs than anything else. And that’s saying something.