the irony is that the better world will be better for the blyats and the american blyats. they just can’t see it because they’re so deeply steeped in the propaganda and information war. and they think they’re the ones who really know what’s going on but are stuck in their mindset

that’s his ultimate ideological goal. the question isn’t “would” it’s “under what conditions”

the hook is not getting lynched

this shit never actually stopped. it just fell into the background but it was always there, influencing and waiting

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1QNjwM2a87g

yeah nah. i’m advocating for stripping the catholic church of its power since this is the best it can do. like. we’re honestly on the same page that this guy sucks but your takeaway about what i’m saying should be done is off the mark of what i’m actually saying

progressive for a pope. as a cardinal he did not actively rape kids, just passively tolerated that his peers were doing it. i’m sorry but the bar is in hell. the new pope sucks because the pope must suck to maintain the hegemonic order of the world’s most powerful organized religion. if a potential pope was actually a good person as we conceptualize one, they wouldn’t have ever involved themselves in the power squabble of the clergical hierarchy.

our estimation is this pope is pretty good in the context of being a pope. he is still, however, a pope. it’s like how in america our options in november were “passively tolerates atrocity” or “enacts atrocity”

when the cuttlefish read the historic record of what happened in our era they’re gonna think our species was so stupid, and they’re going to wonder whey their ancestors only lived for a year when they clearly had things more figured out than us

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world war iii is dumb and i find myself realizing the start of world war i surely felt like this, too

i know. it’s the most awful thing that can happen and it’s people who claim to be my brothers doing it to people i know to be my cousins. and when the machinery runs out of who it kills, next they will lubricate the gears with the blood of whoever is closest

Being an onion writer must be an absolute nightmare right now

Always been that way but now the pretense has fallen away

“We did it! We stalled the Palestinian genocide! Sure we did it by cramming so many other bodies into the machinery of the genocide, but we still stalled that one!”

well then let’s make them worse so they appear even more worse

j edgar hoover would be proud to know his dreams of a fully fascist usa were realized

that strongly worded letter will contain upwards of 12 strong questions. that way you’ll know he’s taking this serious

the real question is when the marshall service starts doing their actual job

those americans were idiots and white

Midwesterners are the only people I’ve ever met who don’t think they have an accent. And I’m like “you have a midwest accent.” They’re stunned because to them it’s just a “normal” accent, and they know it must be so because it’s what the TV man talks like. Obviously I know midwesterners who know they have an accent and the TV man is trained to speak that way. But everyone else I meet and know knows their own accent and can recognize variations of it. They’re not so conscious of how they make their accent happen, obviously, since it is their own. But they know they sound different from other people