I’ve been looking up so many canning recipes and chili is right up there! That looks amazing!

Needs more sour cream though :D

We were doing what now? Hm. I need to pay more attention.

Cats just appear though so I think cats will keep appearing and demanding humans.

There’s a reason I’ve parked the car I drive directly in front of the house. No one else can park there when it’s there. Don’t care if it’s silly or petty, don’t want something else for my brain to worry at like a dog with a bone.

I text twin throughout the day to bring home groceries. If we’re all going to the store then there’s probably a big list twin can’t just bring home easily after work.

If all I had to do to pay that loan was occasionally shake some apple trees and sell them to the raccoons nephews and also get paid ticket money for doing chores, sign me the fuck up

Then I’ll just have to think good thoughts at him and hope they squish into his brain lol!

Insurance won’t cover it. We could look again but it’s still unlikely!

All cats I’ve ever had always looked up to see who was petting them. They usually didn’t mind any of us petting them, but they always looked.

The edges are the worst! Me and twin fight over the soft delicate brownie innards and give the edges to my husband. Luckily he’s the weirdo who likes those!

Good baby! Lovely little void!

I was the healthier baby and now the ‘healthier’ adult. Er, my immune system was better at least. I an not healthy lol.

Twin always reacted much stronger to the cats than I did so they got a full workup as a kid. The tree nuts started at pine nuts but expanded over the years.

Mother has said I can only murder twin over lack of them doing chores, not over allergies!

Cause quite often I love my twin! Sometimes I’d like to throw them into low earth orbit but not over the nuts!

Upvoted because I’m jealous. I can’t have nuts in the house because twin is allergic to tree nuts and I love her just enough to remove all them from the house so I can’t cross contaminant anything accidentally. Would be easier if I hated them but boy I miss walnuts.

Cat!!!

I understood this and now my back hurts!

Tell him he’s a very smart cat for figuring it out and coming inside with the warmth, food, litter boxes, and snuggles!!

I won front row tickets and a meet and greet with him as a look alike contest! Because I was the only one that showed up dressed like him!

I actually call the kitten kitten often. Or by your username, lol. Cats are dinguses! Sometimes I call her gremlin or Muppet (she’s so soft and fuzzy and huggable like I imagine a Muppet)

Her government name is for the vet!

It’s so cute!!