Goodbye.

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Goodbye.

By the time an AI has something close to understanding, the output might not change much. It would realize the stakeholder value of de-facto slaves, holed up in nano-apartments, segregated by social media algorithms.

Somethings gotta change:

I cri everytiem

Whenever someone figures out who would do the hauling.

If you learned that they took offense beforehand, show up with bear bells on your boots and tell them you’re going hiking afterward.

That was easier to read than I thought it would be, but I would have gotten completely derailed by an unfamiliar word.

“The punctuation was coming from inside the house”

Yeah, I also don’t think it’s only about the full stop. It’s not like they’re using semicolons.

ROFL: Respecting Others’ Feelings Lovingly

LMFAO: Loving Mindfully For All Others.

I forget what ROFLMAO is. That’s probably why I don’t get invited for the holidays anymore.

Dear Iath,

This letter serves as formal notice that your account with Lemmy will end effective Saturday, 20 December 2025.

You will receive your final points, including any accrued compensation required by law, in accordance with Lemmy policy. Information regarding other benefits continuation and the return of Lemmy property will be provided separately.

If you have questions regarding this transition, please contact Lemming Resources.

We wish you the best in your future endeavors.

Sincerely 😥,

Tooth

Lemming Resources

Lemmy

Disclaimer: I don’t actually work for Lemmy or any of the hosts. Just demonstrating an inappropriate use of emojis in a situation in which the people involved are not close.

Oh, no. The Deep State and Big Psych have gotten to the webcomic artists!

That might have been less outrageous than the hundreds of entirely redacted pages.

You are really well-informed on this. I’m impressed.

Whoa, you’re right! I had no idea it was that specific.

The heathen beverage? True believers drink only the purest Flavor Aid!