Not only that, it makes zero sense.

If the rapture is real and God will ascend anyone true to the word, then by definition they would be sent straight to hell since they literally killed millions/billions of people.

I hope it never reaches Athens

Loss of biodiversity, climate change, more extreme weather events, ocean acidification, Gulfstream collapse, microplastics in literally everything, the rise of fascism, constant wars/oppression/genocides, everything being politicized and radicalized, capitalistic exploitation of consumers in every market, the mega-rich using their money to cause misery for profits, even more than I can think of right now.

Want more reasons why I don’t want to raise my children into the world we are heading towards?

One could argue that the Internet and how we are now so interconnected is the cause of a lot of these things, but I think the biggest reason for it all stems from a lack of compassion. Compassion for fellow humans, compassion for fellow living creatures, compassion for the planet at live on.

What do you call Israel tankies? 🤔

You know, I really don’t want to lump all Israelis together with their racist POS counterparts. But then I see this and I can’t help but think all Israelis are like this.

Amazing to think only a couple of generations ago, they were on the receiving end of hate like this.

PFOA was banned, but PFOS and other very-slightly-different forever chemicals are not banned, therefore get around those regulations due to that technicality. Also, the current US administration is looking into removing a lot of those regulations.

Its like “winning” a boat or car. Great, you have this thing you couldn’t afford. Now pay the taxes on it, that you can’t afford.

But also, we all know Trump doesn’t pay taxes.

Play the Uno Reverse! Push into Russian territory and annex as much of it as possible whine their forces are weakened

The point is ALWAYS to save money. That’s what got us here in the first place

If it walks, talks, and violates human rights like a duck, I’m calling it a fucking duck.

ICE is the modern day Gestapo.

Not sure if that’s a negative thing in their eyes though.

Then just go on Tuesdays for $5 movies. Even if it’s something you very mildly are interested in, it won’t break the bank. And you can sneak in your own snacks if you don’t want to splurge at the concession stand

Their version of a hellscape is one where straight white people arent treated as superior to everyone else.

I think it’s more accurate to say homophobic people have a mental illness

This took me entirely too long to get

Following Moore’s Law, might end up being sooner than that

Serious question to your joke. What is all the animosity against Jews? Seems a lot of conspiracy theories put the blame on them, like they’re some sort of advanced alien race or something.

-Jewish Space Lasers -Jewish Weather Control -International Jewry and world domination

Hell, even South Park pokes fun at them. But why them and not any other religion? Is it rooted in the Holocaust and the propaganda Hitler used to justify his actions? Or does it stem from something prior?

It’s also weird to me that they are considered a race of people as well, instead of JUST a religion.

Paintball, specifically Speedball.

Yes, the general public plays it for birthday parties and what-not, but I’m talking about the professional side. Inflatable bunkers, walking the trigger, call outs, the occasional bonus ball/fight. Really gets the adrenaline pumping!

So what you’re saying is we should never make any scientific advancement until we make the world a paradise?

You know what would be at more effective, and just as realistic? Setting a limit that no one person or entity should have more than a half a billion dollars. The rest goes to charity to take care of all the problems we have now.

I’m gonna need a list of all these jokes to keep track of continuity