My potential grandchildren will never understand this comic

Already feeling that on the east coast.

Which is okay because kids don’t get snow days anyway, just WFH

“Over the river and through the woods” was written in 1844 about a sleigh ride on Thanksgiving Day in New England.

A hundred years later the film “White Christmas” was made about not having snow in the same region by Christmas.

I imagine it’s like advertising: for everyone who finds it annoying there’s a dozen people it works on

Your reward for voting regularly and donating to candidates you support is a bunch of unwanted texts and phone calls.

One of my proudest moments as a parent was when my kid legitimately beat me at Mario Kart.

Because it helps our GDP which makes us feel like a rich country.

Not unlike buying a super expensive car while your kids go hungry.

Clown society.

Everyone is awful

Everyone is cruel and they’re all really mean

Everyone is awful

And I want to scream

Everyone is awful.

The people who voted for him.

The people who didn’t vote for him.

The people who didn’t vote at all.

Everyone is awful.

there’s a whole voter base of millions of young men who turned to crypto because of their mistrust of Wall Street and Big Tech

Are you kidding me? Cryptobros are the worst of the techbros.

I actually liked those things about him, but that’s because I have a healthy disrespect for authority.

Nope. The Senate can vote to expel him but that’s only happened 15 times in the last 230-odd years and 14 of those were during the civil war.

For example: The Mondragon Corporation is a federated, worker-owned company with 12 billion euros annual revenue and 24 billion in assets.

I don’t know I left voluntarily and overwrote all my comments with garbage data.

This is a change from “we will keep it online forever” which is common for a pigboy

No, it’s us. And by us I mean all of humanity.

Sentience was a fun experiment but it’s getting old.

Let the fungi take over.

Jury duty would be a lot more fun if trials were narrated by the Unsolved Mysteries guy

“Sorrry, I have an NDA”

+5 if their little sibling is riding a tricycle around the restaurant

https://wid.world/ has all the data you’re looking for