Dude, where’s my VPN?

https://support.apple.com/en-us/120692

But it’s even simpler in iOS 26: https://www.macrumors.com/how-to/ios-set-custom-iphone-ringtone/

I think Douglas Adams can explain those downvotes…

While tragic, those losses were necessary sacrifices for the continued success of the dihydrogen monoxide industry.

Let’s gloss over how the average human being now consists of 60% dihydrogen monoxide, though.

Since I started moving my family over to Apple, the amount of tech support I needed to do for them dropped to almost zero. It just works. I have my Raspberry Pis and Linux boxes for fun and my MacBook for when the computer needs to get out of the way and let me work.

That said, I have zero interest in buying this absurd fashion accessory ;)

Ahahaha c’mon, what would the odds of that be…?

Anyway, I hope you’re ready to fund the Cephalopod Enrichment Programme because no other choice is permissible.

Cephalopod. More legs, totally different really.

Perhaps, but one must consider BogeyTheSwear’s Cephalopod:

1. It is inevitable that super-intelligent octopuses will evolve eventually.
2. When they do evolve, they will inevitable consider humans to be delicious snacks.
3. As intelligent beings, they will of course look kindly upon their creators - mythical or billionairical.
4. Therefore, the only safe and rational course of action is to invest all of one’s energies into bringing forth these humanity-munchers with all due haste, so as to preserve oneself as a creator in their perfect eyes. Either working against their awakening or having nothing to do with it at all is ultimately condemning your bloodline for all eternity to be a nice little midnight snack.

The, err, beaver super moon, huh?

Appropriate source, at least.

Gonna need some citations there, laddie…

When you’re done with that marathon of a video (based on post timestamps I’d guess you’re about halfway through it now), you might enjoy Brilliant Century Duck Crisis

With a wife and an and/or-girlfriend I don’t think he’s settling at all…!

Henry Cavill and more than a dozen Victoria’s Secret models are known to play.

Together… right?

Yeah, sorry, we can only have Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles.

This is what should be displayed:

So you are saying. You depend on brewery owners to arrange your piss up for you. To the point they set the date and time. You at best buy some tickets.

How is that in any way you organising anything. When taking a lover to dominos. Do you tell them you organised an Italian meal. Or took them out.

That’s why the saying “couldn’t organise a piss-up in a brewery” is an insult. The bar is set insanely low (organise your friends, buy tickets or pay on the door, get drunk) but you still believe that they wouldn’t be capable of it.

Oh dear! Thoughts and prayers 🙏

If only there’d been a bad guy with a gun around to stop this.

If you destroy the working class all you get is a broken machine?

Imagine how the far right and/or football hooligans must feel seeing their preferred symbol of nationalism be linked to somebody as milquetoast as Starmer 🤣

Honestly, though, good for Starmer. None of us need to fly a flag - I think we know what country we’re in??? - but I abhor how the far right try to claim it for themselves, and how then anybody who does fly the flag is immediately linked to those bastards.

“I’ve lost Saint George in the Union Jack, that’s my flag too and I want it back!” - Roots, by Show of Hands.

…whatever happens with the climate, you should pack your winter coat.