Sinthesis

Tucker & Dale vs Harold & Kumar.

Stand by Me. The movie came out in 1986 but it is set in 1959…so 40 years later, the sequel is set in 1999. If anyone could write an awesome sequel, it’d be Stephen King.

That’s where it shot itself in the foot.

It is not UNIX’s job to stop you from shooting your foot. If you so choose to do so, then it is UNIX’s job to deliver Mr. Bullet to Mr Foot in the most efficient way it knows.

s/UNIX/Linux/g

https://www.cyberciti.biz/humour/terry-lambert-quote-it-is-not-unixs-job-to-stop-you/

Classic. I haven’t seen that one in about 20 years. 💟 FreeBSD

Glenn Beck added $1000 to the price of gold in the last decade.

Security researchers are releasing password dumps? 🤔

You only need 20 watts of power. One of those dinky fold up solar panels would work. Add a USB power brick for cloudy days.

I think that middle management has more to worry about.

Snoop Dogg Calvin Broadus, fixed it for you.

adjust nerd glasses technically speaking…the greek word gyro is pronounced “eeer-o” so its not that far off from “here-o”

The word “hack” is pre-internet. A “hack” journalist or a “hack job” is basically something unprofessional. It is movies that turned “hackers” into someone that gained access to the “mainframe”. In the realm of computer systems, I would argue that a “hack” is doing anything the system was not intended/designed to do. A successful DoS or DDoS needs to find some component of the system that wasn’t designed to handle the amount of traffic about to be sent to it.

There are protections for DDoS (iptables, fail2ban, Cloudflare and so on), you have to figure out a way around them, that’s a hack.

From the article https://icespy.org/

Yeah, something about this is off. I was thinking that the 74 year old driver was white and a “pillar of the community”.

Ah, that’s right. Antipasto is Italian or something for first course.

I think I’m an antipastafarian now. What do we worship? Hot dogs? Wikipedia?

Bubb Rubb approves.

You’re not far off as it is the second definition of the word. “Vietnam vet” “Gulf war vet” etc.

^This. If you make the effort to call, you are very likely to vote in the next election. You won’t be able to talk to your representative directly but the aides will relay the volume of calls coming in to them.

My policy for the last 30 years has been; I shave for weddings and funerals. Worked well so far 👍

“My side didn’t win, so let’s do everything Democrats do plus invade the Capitol” Sincerely, Let’s Throw a Tea Party Republicans