What ladies? They’re hooers. They let my friends finger them too.

What?! I wasn’t fingering A minor! Calm down!

Or more fun ways. Like cumming on the sofa.

To be honest, if my GF cheated on me with Matt Damon, I’d be okay with it.

From a lemon stealing whore?

Yup. It doesn’t matter if a woman is black or white or whatever, they’re all pink on the inside where it matters. 😏 I’m talking about brains, of course.

He HAD to use corkscrew pasta … 🫤

It was a million to one shot, doc. A million to one.

Here’s the thing …

Psshh! It’s not electric? Get out of here with that!

/Jk

Probably. Although I suspect at least one person downvoted because they thought it was actually a post why gay people shouldn’t be parents.

🤷

That’s a burro

*stuggle

The damn cancel culture is getting out of hand smh

Oh my god I didn’t even think of that! Yikes! Those poor poor kids …

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Hi, not surprised about this joke! 👋

Hi, gay and five. I’m dad.

Yup.