Leaf, Gold

I love broccoli.

Brussels sprouts are garbage.

And it still tastes fucking awful. Yes, I’ve had them roasted, yes from great kitchens.

No, they’re not tasty.

“No, these are less shitty.”

They’re still shitty, just less.

Federate or gtfo

That’s nuts

Poondant

“And my farts smell delicious!”

What’s the key command for changing Mozilla management?

You’re not wrong, but an arbitrary maximum video length is the least of my problems with a Dorsey product

That would be based on the server’s policies, same as Lemmy or Mastodon.

I’d trust a federated environment a billion times more than anything Jack Dorsey is doing

Vine, but federated!

https://joinloops.org/

Loops ftw

I’m sure the leopards won’t eat her face…

Well, that takes Microsoft out of the equation.

METAPHOR

“Surely the leopards won’t eat MY face.”

“The calls are coming from inside the house!”

Expiration dates on food in the U.S. mean nothing once the food product has been opened. Once opened, most perishable products will last for only a very short time… and this is what you should want.

Thought this was a Goatse joke at first.