I’m not depressed, I’m an environmentalist.

Ironically, many “normal” business practices truly are sinister.

They claimed the density was comparable, though.

Don’t buy them. Halfway through the jar, Google will drop support and the pickles will just stop working.

Those other eight hours, some cats maintain constant lightspeed

This is nuts. Conspicuously absent is price, though. Gonna start at five bucks a cell or something?

I hope Kegsbreath calls another bitching session to piss them off real good right before they get the order to invade an EU territory

No, 1991 when the mouse cursor in Civ was a torch (actually, probably some point after 1991 when I finally played it on a computer with a mouse)

No, you are joke

Hope they fuck off for good as parade season ramps up.

Stop trying to make “eco-fascism” happen. It’s not going to happen.

That is so fetch

I don’t think anyone really was since the '90s, but I recall looking him up again when he made an appearance in one of the Guitar Hero titles and discovering that he was already deep into wacko land.

Paywall.

Just wait

My alone?

They don’t even fucking do that these days.

If only the toddler had been armed, this never would have happened.

He hadn’t already?

Yeah, but he gets to hurt more people in the meantime.