My exact reaction even tho I thought about quitting many times

Shh no no, let them believe that so they won‘t reproduce

You mean codebass?

A decision between cringe and depression

I just non chalantly opened a rule 34 link on the train. Just send me to horny jail.

My feed is full of these memes which perfectly sums up my mood after 2,5h of sleep and having to cycle to work at -9°C.

I’m still trying to figure out if that’s funny or depressing.

And microplastic

How it feels leaving the festival and being among normal people again.

Wählt Die PARTEI, denn sie ist sehr gut.

Oops

I’ll travel several hours into the future and it only takes me one bottle of vodka.

I get why this is really ironic and funny but it still feels wrong to laugh at

And asbestos in the walls? And said cigarettes were healthy?

Since my colleagues have missed the invention of Deodorant and washing themselves I’d beg to differ.

Turns out hating on conservatists and praising ceo killers is too much of a popular opinion for that sub, is that what they want to say?

Bake food first and yourself second

Surprise, it’s both!

The fact you said “a dick” and not “my dick” 🤨

He absolutely did and the thought of him just casually bikong away from an Assassination is just too fucking funny.

From what I’ve heard NYPD cops are useless anyway