This was informative, and unexpectedly candid. I guess I understand downvotes as an expression of disapproval of the act of making fake IDs but if it was legal at the time to make them, then only the ethical argument remains and that’s moot if it’s illegal now.

I feel smartened

We might make new friends on the road that day.

Bald for Bieber

My local branch of the ICE Enforcement and Removal division is not answering calls. It rings and rings without end.

Thank you for the link. It’s as if that article was spying on my wife, and I’ll share it with her when she wakes. Happy Tuesday!

David Steven Cohen, the head writer, died recently on 15-Mar-2025.

Stop twiddling your thumb

They must’ve swallowed

I read it that way too

First, I’ll abolish your milk
Then, I shall abolish your VIRGINITY

And until they behave like nazis, you’d defer to the friendly warning, correct?

Seems to be 1 player. Too bad, it’d make an awesome 2 player.

Even better if you could do that thing where they nosedive and do the zero gravity thing.

Prank idea: Friends take their human mark onto a seemingly normal nosedive zero gravity simulation flight. Then partway through, all humans go through a door except the mark. A gorilla is released into the cabin. Cameras rolling.

Sounds like Homestar Runner

My man

My congressman with an infamous Christmas card ran unopposed in 2024.

Looks like I’M running against him in 2026.

AND HOW IS IT NOW, FUKKFACE??? (I am totally joking, peace)

6th grade computer class. I grew up playing video games and liked medieval era stuff despite not knowing how to spell it, so I thought I’d try to type “midevil(dot)com” into the URL bar. At the time it was some kind of BDSM site with a black background, red font, and multiple cats-o-nine-tails slapping to and fro like animated gifs (were they gifs? idk). My blood ran cold and I closed the window. I wasn’t caught thanks to the teacher also not knowing that browser history was a thing.

I appreciate this in a setting with a good teacher (not that yours was good). A couple teachers of mine had such poorly behaved classes that their faces looked defeated. If one kid speaks up it could help that teacher feel less outnumbered.

On the flip side - I scold my son for doing the same thing to his younger brother. The difference is they’re being loud at 5:30am while their parents and infant sibling are asleep, and they rob us of the last hour of sleep.