I eat apples without checking for bugs. You never encounter a bug in your apple that way.

Tell me you have autism without telling me you have autism.

The sad part of this is somehow thinking that payment solves any problem. Like, idk what they would pay me, just bring back my dead wife/child/father whatever. You can’t fix everything with money.

You wear out leather belts? I swear I still have the same 3 leather belts I had 15-20 years ago