Murderbot

Bo nix has now tied the record for playoff wins by quarterbacks drafted by the broncos

Who has to work in an office except office workers

Tomorrow is remote learning

So either Canada or Greenland is off the hook

Like selling shovels in a gold rush

A kid trying to get his two friends into an r rated movie

You could probably do one longer than the original just from the trump administration

The galaxy is taking us to see its friend

The sacred no homers

But I need to know if a manager providing feminine hygiene products makes them the asshole

You can feel your hair growing

Your badge! Show him your badge!

Didn’t he stop a train and lift a wall in spider man 2?

After three semesters

People didn’t understand the cannibal story

We need to make sure that the days have started getting longer

Like how the reply twisted the original meaning of ‘this is what’s wrong with choosing the bear’ into ‘you deserve to be mauled’

Without using plate tectonics, explain how fish fossils ended up on mountains. That’s right, it must be the Noah flood.

Do you count holidays