But I need to know if a manager providing feminine hygiene products makes them the asshole

You can feel your hair growing

Your badge! Show him your badge!

Didn’t he stop a train and lift a wall in spider man 2?

After three semesters

People didn’t understand the cannibal story

We need to make sure that the days have started getting longer

Like how the reply twisted the original meaning of ‘this is what’s wrong with choosing the bear’ into ‘you deserve to be mauled’

Without using plate tectonics, explain how fish fossils ended up on mountains. That’s right, it must be the Noah flood.

Do you count holidays

Good thing I only drink bottled soda

Why don’t Chinese kids believe in Santa? Because they know they make the toys.

There was a time when the least trusted part of the news was the weather

The war will continue until Christmas ends its illegal occupation of November

Before the release this was an onion article

Give them a shot of morphine first

There’s always a unit that makes the radius 1, 1cm, 1 foot, 1 furlong, one light year, 1 of something else. So the math for a circle of radius 1 would still hold.

Or you still have a soul that now has to haul ass to get to wherever you just teleported to.

Seems like a game show question

There’s a game on the school computers in the late 90s where you choose between 3 numbers for how far you move, you are racing to the bottom of the screen, and some shortcut squares let you drop down.