If I had to wager a guess, destroying the canal wouldn’t stop a takeover. Rebuilding it would be a fraction of the price of the war.

And don’t try telling me that the cost of the war will be much higher than just the military occupation because of shipping costs going up from the canal being shut down, the cost of actually maintaining the place, riots, etc because the idiots who want this wouldn’t listen for long enough to think about that anyway.

Nah most US tracks are 400 meters, but everyone says quarter mile due to rounding

Sounds like they can count to 144 on the dozens hand then use they’re single hand for an additional 12 or at least that’s how I’d go about it

The great molasses flood of 1919. Killed 21 people and the streets of Boston smelled of molasses for years after, yet it’s never taught in our history books.

I mean he probably should’ve waited until night

There’s a bunch in the Simpsons, but my favorite is probably them trashing Arby’s. I always thought marketing didn’t work on me until I started watching the Simpsons and mysteriously stopped liking Arby’s.

Yeah, I never learned about the great molasses flood in high school. You’d think stuff like that would be taught.

Can I get any of these to bubble?

Username should be pretty self explanatory. If you still don’t get it you can either ask me or bravely run away.

I feel like there’s a reference here I’m not getting. If you’d give a link I’m sure it’s worth a click

I’m at an age where I know who the guy is but don’t know much of his work. No clue who Ron White is, only reason Larry came to mind for me is this clip that isn’t even him https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l9Jblh5ssrw

He has a Sirius XM show? Wild, never thought I’d see the day

When I went to Puerto Rico (same country, poorer area) my wife and I went on a guided paddle boarding ride that included him teaching us how to paddle board, then paper boarding, we met a couple wild manatees who came right up to us, then we went snorkeling. I believe he did groups of up to 6, but there were 2 no shows and 2 empty spots so it was just my wife and I for a 2 - 3 hour trip and was an absolute blast. I don’t remember how much it cost, probably $60 - $100 each range. At the end we tipped him like $40 and it looked like he was going to cry. I honestly thought tipping that much on a guided tour like that was upper end of normal, but his reaction made me think he doesn’t usually get tips like that.

A copy of the Communist manifesto

Why not Zoidberg?

Lol I liked the question and your answer, then they have you that response like wtf

finally take a swan dive down the stairs and break my neck.

Think you’d even be able to get his feet off the ground?

Yeah, but it’s the cyclist that annoys me (more than cars. Cars do annoy me as well). At least the ones wearing a helmet and riding a street bike.

If they’re wearing a hoodie and a backpack I usually sympathize with them. They probably got jammed up and this is their only way to get to work, groceries, drugs, see someone, or whatever else they might need to go out for

My spouse and I know each others passwords, and I don’t have anything to hide from them either so no I’m not concerned about that.

I am on my parents family plan, so they could potentially see some of my stuff, but I’m sure they don’t know how and wouldn’t be able to keep up with it even if they did