That’s usually what people mean when they say that sarcastically.

I thought this article was talking about PseudoTV Live, but this is new. I might check this out.

Calvin?

When $USER had thus said, he was troubled in spirit, and testified, and said, Verily, verily, I say unto you, that one of you shall betray me. Then the peripherals looked one on another, doubting of whom he spake.

– Linus 13:21-22

Her music’s contagious!

There was a game?

There was a game?

Unironically I think this would be really helpful for us to understand dinosaur biology.

A person born in 0 is 2025 years old.

!orphancrushing@lemmy.world

Dear Sue Ellen: I’m sorry I upset you, I didn’t mean to. It was really just a joke. I thought you could take a joke. But I guess I was wrong. I’ve been teased before about wearing glasses but I never felt I had to tell the teacher about it and get someone else in trouble. Maybe you’re just over-reacting? I don’t understand why you’re so upset about such a small thing. I thought we were friends.

— Arthur

Instead of the First Lady, would his husband become the First Gentleman?

Alt-text:

In addition to gravity, burritos interact through the strong, weak, and electromagnetic forces, which is believed to be a major contributor to their popularity.

Wow, a rare double-joke. Well done!

Those aren’t eggs, they’re Eggo frozen waffles, designed to be put in the toaster.

Gentarch

Chicago (2002)

If it hadn’t been for Lemmy, they’d been married a long time ago.