Ha! I wasn’t playing tears of the kingdom!

~It was/is Minecraft…~

Is Uline next?

That’s… About 4x longer away than 2 weeks, and it’s been a decade since he said he’d have healthcare solved in 2 weeks, so In 40 years that arch might begin

Take off my glasses and squint to look at things

Are you kidding? His only other friend was already hurt by this, they killed themselves.

It’s more than half. fragile and tacky and shaped like a dairy cow

I will sign a declaration of dependence if it’ll kickstart the process

But it’s not a chart about a handy, it’s a chart about sucking

Mpga Lmpga doopity do, I’ve got a nother kid diddler for you

Sounds very America first.

Anytime there’s a movie about a robot being sent to space, it doesn’t go well. I’m told molten metal works better.

They call him junior.

Polar Express is a one shot where the gm keeps looking at the time and being startled, but refuses to rush the players. Somehow the players skipped a conflict scene and the session doesn’t run over time.

The gm uses a very similar voice for most of the NPCs.

May someone keep bringing magic into your lives.

I hear you can get sued for removing segments for political reasons…

Edit: this feels like it would be a great use of Newsom’s money

Polar Express is a one shot where the gm keeps looking at the time and being startled, but refuses to rush the players. Somehow the players skipped a conflict scene and the session doesn’t run over time.

The gm uses a very similar voice for most of the NPCs.

If you could float an island in the sky, would hovering over lava cause it to be magma? (Can you have lava in a large tunnel, or is that magma?)

Suicide vs assisted suicide?

So it was a plant by Biden to both implicate trump AND cover up the murder of friend of the president Jeffrey Epstein. How diabolical!

But an important thing for ships, never a hole in one!