This reads like a script for an industrial safety video about wearing hard hats.

This won’t change a thing.

Not sure if you can still buy one, but it’ll easily cost more than $10K US. And while they’re definitely cute, they make terrible pets. That article doesn’t mention it, but they also have a rather intense odor. Your house will never be the same.

Well, kid, what’s your credit rating?

It’s not like Jesus would know how to drive, so this was inevitable either way.

As predicted by everyone but Trump. One thing you learn in a capitalist society is that no company ever “passes the savings on to you.”

This is absolutely horrifying. Have you seen how people drive?

I thought I understood sets until I saw a show on PBS where a guy showed how there were different infinities using them and I realized I knew nothing.

Why wait? DO IT NOW!

We don’t either, Bobby boy.

How else will the OS know I’m serious ?

The only thing wrong with this is the inevitable sibling conflict over who got the biggest piece.

Doing what they can to divert attention from Trump’s presence in the Epstein files after not doing fuck all about anything else.

I’m a member there, and it was ugly. He just couldn’t imagine anyone not sharing his opinion of himself as a genius.

Hilarious. Good luck enforcing that.

I worked with a guy in the '90s who swore he did some of his best coding after our usual Friday after-work beers (the bar was next door).

Hijacking a Best Buy truck seems like it would be faster if you’re willing to overlook the illegality.

Her expression is all “I’d rather be having a root canal than be answering questions.”

We’ve come a long way from the days of teachers hitting left-handed kids with rulers when they tried to write with the dominant hand.

A rage click response to rage bait.