My pixels too are insufficiently numerous.

One egg white omelet with a side of yolk.

And that’s before he soaks it in the blood of innocents.

Serious question: how do you start that conversation with a coworker if you’re not 100% certain they’ll be receptive?

I use Lemuroid on Android. Works well. On F-Droid. Nothing about it has prompted me to search for alternatives, so no idea how it stacks up against other options.

Also, EasyRPG Player on Android for RPG Maker games. (I played the original Yume Nikki not terribly long ago via EasyRPG Player.) Also on F-Droid. Also worked great.

Weirdcore: World is broken so I’ve been slamming Monster energy drinks for 48 hours straight and now I’m delirious and hallucinating the nineties.

Everything you ever hear a right-winger accuse the left of, you can bet on the fact that the right’s doing it themselves.

“Clown.” Some of my best friends do clowning as a hobby.

“How do I build a better guillotine that starts with B?”

(There’s a guy named “Magnus Carlsen” who is arguably the best chess player of all time.)

My first thought was the vertical car’s chassis was mounted high and car behind had just rear ended it so hard it flipped up and in a very unlikely turn of events happened to tip up with just the right amount of force to balance rather than fall further over on top of the front car. But if that was the case, you’d expect the back car’s windshield would be shattered and I can’t tell for sure whether it is or not in that picture.

That was pretty much exactly the main joke that Dave Chapelle told during his monologue when he hosted Saturday Night Live in season 50 episode 11 January 18, 2025.

Check your spam folder. I don’t know that I’ve ever not received an email I was supposed to have received and found that the spam folder was actually the issue. But it’s still a good idea to check it in case that’s the whole issue.

Help us Valetudo, you’re our only hope.

(No idea if Valetudo supports those specific devices.)

For your son?

What kind of problem would require dividing a number of dimensions of space by a number? 🤔 I’m sure there are good examples, but none are coming to me right now. Maybe some fractal geometry things or something?

“You?” As in me? I’m confused.

Ah. Ok. I did watch it at double speed, so I guess I can’t really argue.

What was wrong with the video exactly?

Add a little garlic salt, dip fresh broccoli florets in it. Surprisingly good.

I heartily approve.