I know that when I throw things at law enforcement and end up getting arrested because of it, they always just let me go without charges later.

Breakfast Burritoius

Gas station for fuel and snacks.

Looks like “it’s complicated”.

https://www.lvcriminaldefense.com/usc/contempts/

I haven’t taken a super deep dive here, but it looks like the jurisdiction at hand is the specific court issuing the contempt order. As in, the Court is provided jurisdiction to issue contempt charges, not state or federal or military. I’m sure the argument would be “But it’s a federal court, so the president can pardon the contempt charges.” Which would have to be argued about in … a federal appellate court? The same court? I don’t even know, but it would surely end up on the SCOTUS shadow docket where they’d rubber stamp it in favor of Dear Leader.

Even if SCOTUS didn’t rubber stamp it, the troops would remain boots on the ground until they made a finding in the case. They’ll have bought months of continuing to do whatever they want at the very least.

Nobody said it was a good vision.

Federal court order. Violating it would be a federal offense. Presidents can pardon federal offenses.

If you can prove that Charlie Kirk’s untimely death caused you to consume Claviceps purpurea fungus, you may be entitled to compensation.

“Casualty event” means something else in insurance. You would personally have to have suffered a quantifiable material loss.

Doesn’t have to. “Official acts.”

Someone should move that mole from his chin to his neck.

I DIDN’T SAY THEY WOULD BE BAD JUST UNINTENDED

So am I.

WELCOME TO UNINTENDED CONSEQUENCES

Answering a question by a fascist reporter if “antifa infiltrated on January 6 dressed up like Trump supporters and incited violence,” Trump reaffirmed the bogus conspiracy theory. “Well I have heard that, they are fresh out of MAGA but they have nothing to do with MAGA and they make trouble and they try and blame. Yeah, we know some of that and we will be acting on some of that.”

Just like I said:

Then they’ll haul in some loose cannon MAGA chode who’s gone and “shown hostility to traditional American values” and hold them up as an example of how they’re totally fair, and a bunch of left-leaning people are going to be okay with that, some of them will even cheer it on.

The reason this happens is because the tiny gaps between the leaves act as lenses, like in a pinhole camera.

“Official acts.”

They’re already at rock bottom.

Hold my beer.

Damned oppotunistic omnivores.

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