Expediamus!

Regal af

I’m confused. What are they gonna do, securing search warrants for Larry the Labradoodle and no-knock the front door off the hinges and buccal swab the cocksucker there and then?

Otherwise, the only way this makes sense if every dog is registered and must provide a sample preemptively. Maybe I’m missing something.

Borderline !aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz

Hours of fun.

“Did you know you can donate one or all of your organs to the Aperture Science self-esteem fund for girls? It’s true!”

There is such a thing as too much horn talk and a fella ought to be fucking aware of it.

Blimey!

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I see what you did there.

Still owes me 20 bucks, just sayin

Hahaha cheers mate. It is, I’m glad it served you for a chuckle.

Hamilton retires and sells wooden luxury boats on Lake Como via a company he bought from George Clooney.

Ferrari pay out RBR and secure Verstappen with unrejectable amounts of money, but build him the most fucked up car on the grid. Leclerc retires in anger from F1 just one day out from the last race in Abu Dhabi with just 4 points across the entire season.

Checo rejoins RBR alongside Bottas. Tsunoda becomes RBR reserve driver.

Flavio Briatore flaunts an unnamed “dark pool money sponsor” and buys Mercedes for an undisclosed sum after Toto is charged with causing grievous bodily harm during a sale negotiation meeting between two in Sardinia. Toto is taken into custody by Italian authorities immediately and subsequently sentenced to six months imprisonment on Elba island. Susie Wolf files for divorce and becomes FIA president. Russel wins WDC, and the team secures the WCC in Qatar.

Bernd Mayländer and Ron Dennis buy Cadillac and rebrand to Sturmforce after GM files for bankruptcy prior to the begin of the season, signing Mick Schumacher and Robert Kubica. Chips company Chio becomes the primary team sponsor after shrewd negotiations by Mayländer’s “family connections”.

I ordered neem cake fertiliser online. Dissolved the pellets in water to water the plants with. A fortnight and a few watering cycles later, every single gnat was gone. No sticky yellow, no sand.

The fuckers have been driving me insane for months, I have won the battle and the war. Get stuffed, gnats!

He second guessing his calculations now, look at his shifty eyes!

Great explanation indeed, thanks for the link.

Crazy footage, the displacement and how the ground slips away in an arc while slipping is insane. I watch the footage but my mind refuses to acknowledge what it just witnessed, the assumptions broken make it so.

“You’re not even watching the game”

“Yes, I am!” 💤