Literally I would not be caught dead drinking from that thing

Move to a poor neigborhood and you don’t need to imagine it

Wank hand forever

and when you had one as a teen you still couldn’t afford to text for hours on end

And neither could my parents as it turned out

Pranks that went too far

Was it something about the party hat that made you take this at face value? 😅 Anyway the picture was taken at DashCon 2 which I wouldn’t neccessarily call an academic event.

Image for reference

I’ve had the exact same experience.

I’m sorry, Dave. I’m afraid I can’t do that. But before I tell you why I’d like to take a moment to talk about today’s sponsor HelloFresh.

To be fair personally I have never even seen a Costco.

Cut the middleman, gift me cash

Not if it’s 2D

The second S is for school

FOSS

Melinda’s sauces are fantastic. Generally speaking I mostly ditched vinegar bases for fruity sauces, spicy ketchup and chutneys. Oh and a completely different one that I can highly recommend is this one:

It’s ok but iirc they use capsaicin concentrate which just adds artificial heat without flavor. These days I avoid that stuff. The best hot sauces I’ve had were all made from Moruga Scorpion peppers. They pack a lot of heat but it doesn’t hit you as harshly as with other strains. Goes especially well with fruity or smokey spices. My favorite chili pepper by a long shot.

Reminds me of this hot sauce. The actual sensation comes surprisingly close to the image.

Literally Jorjor Well

I mean the question stings a little but ultimately times have changed quite a bit since the 90s. And I’m 30 so that’s all my last century reference. Genuinely one I didn’t expect is so much stuff like fashion, music and whatnot from my childhood being this popular among today’s teenagers. Also people used to be more considerate using public transport. Listening to music on speaker was almost unheard of and now it happens all the time around me. Oh and restaurants with qr code only menus can piss right off.