Straight to El Salvador jail

Imagine your the foremost expert in the world on tortoise mating and your settling into the theatre for the new hit movie, Jurassic Park.

This guy: https://www.trumpettesusa.com/andrew-dutil-trumpster/

The laws don’t seem to matter. It takes too long to enforce them and then the damage is done. Afterwards, Trump pardons whoever he needs to, or calls it an “official act” and no one pays for it.

This will be how our government will work for the foreseeable future. There will be a “cold war” on which administrations can weaponize this the most.

All you have to do is make a life altering choice, be ridiculed by half of society in your most formative years, take drugs that forever reshape your body, and YOU TOO CAN WIN AT SWIMMING!

Vaguely remember getting a phone book until about 2000. After that, there were these off brand phone books that started showing up in my driveway for a few years. Those stopped around 2003 I think.

Yes. I find it very difficult to get a complete knowledge of something just reading random articles and playing with it. For me, one of those giant books intended to document every little aspect has always helped fill the gaps, and take my working knowledge up to expert level. It’s getting harder to find those kind of quality books though.

Aww. Tell them I said “Wheek wheek”!

For all the children of the world to join hands and sing in the spirit of harmony and peace.

Usually no, but the last 2 days, yes. They have involved very accurate plays of songs I don’t normally listen to (which I can’t remember ever dreaming about before). The first was “9 to 5” by Dolly Parton. I was in a bar and it was being played. Heard every note for about 30 seconds. There was a guy in the band whose role was to suck smoke out of a dish with a slab of dry ice in it and blow it into a microphone.

The second song was “Only the Lonely” by Roy Orbison. I’ve maybe heard this song 3 times in my life I think. But it seemed note perfect. The situation was I was hanging out with 3 people I called The Performer, The Guy, and The Lonely. The first two guys had to leave and… cue the song.

EDIT: cue… thanks SpaceNoodle

All it takes is money to hire someone who is capable.

Definately 7’ 8" female. Asian descent. Bald. Possible Alopecia. Dwarfism.

A recent one: Ernest Saves Christmas

Almost every line of this movie gets quoted around my house all year.

John Astin (Gomez from The Addams Family)

Charo

Simple and tasty: 3-4 chicken breasts. Pour a jar of your favorite salsa over it. Cook.

When ready to eat, shred the chicken, put it back in pot and stir it up with the salsa. Awesome tacos, burritos, nachos, chicken sandwiches, etc.

I mourn the loss of Mike N’ Ikes in halloween candy mixes. I never see them anymore.

Seems like if she’s interested, she might invite you in for a drink or coffee next time you drop your kid at their house. If she’s too shy, maybe you offer next time she drops her kid at your house. If she stays in her car as little Billy runs up, that’s a sign she’s not interested (or just busy at that moment).

I also like the idea of offering to take the boys to a movie or something and inviting her. But she may just want to see a movie, so that’s not a total green light. If she grabs your dick during the movie though, that’s a pretty good sign.

There’s an underlying story in there. His mom hinted that he might have been trying to kill himself. And then he sent his dog away - the one bit of protection he had. I wonder if the experience was just what he needed.

Imagine if you just had to scroll down to get to the other options like “Does not describe me”, and they are still talking about "The biggest psychopath we’ve ever interviewed - just out of morbid curiosity. "