They are trying to act Trumpian without acting too Trumpian.

This guy sounds so fucking METAL!

You dirty socialist commie (those are the same thing, do your own research), how dare you support something other than tax breaks for billionaires. Those are job creators! People like Bezos deserve a second yacht for his yacht because the first yacht lacks a helicopter pad.

That’s not how that works.

They dont even put the little mail boxes on the side.

It’s Octopussies!

What!?!? We can’t just randomly fire on other nations without them retaliating? Outrageous!

It has to be from an endangered gorilla.

Yes, each impeachable instance or crime is grounds for a new impeachment.

The US likely has the votes for a 3rd impeachment, with some Republicans coming across the isle (again). However, it will not result in Trump being removed.

The US system is so fucking weird, it was never meant to work with political parties. It’s like a penalty being called on the winning team in sports and the referee stops to ask the offending team if they should get a penalty or not.

Agreed, it is pretty spot on. Capturing the originals vacant stare is what makes it.

Dont threaten us with a good time.

Agreed, my friends knew about 90% of these and most of them are not on Lemmy. I think the weak link, or the one most hadn’t heard of, is the new funding bill that grants Trump more crazy powers to thwart the justice system … but at this point who can be surprised by that.

28% of Americans think they are billionaires that are just suffering a temporary financial setback.

I call dibs on being “Cousin Johnny” I will only attend baptisms, weddings, funerals, and maybe the social events afterwards.

Cops and city government are more interested in giving people tickets than they are of solving crime. Implement a new theft enforcement team that takes complaints online with porch video attachments and goes after porch pirates? No … they dont have the resources.

Put in more traffic cameras to catch speeders and red light runners? Oh yeah, get those criminals.

Do you work in ICE Human Resources? How do you know their recruiting process so well? Trump is going to get mad that you divulged his secret super stable genius hiring process.

Loophole: Republicans dont actually pay any of the incentives. They literally fuck over thier voters by lying and giving out the promised money to PAC administrators who are already millionaires.

So stupid. They will just tunnel under a wall. Also walls do not block planes, which is where 90% of illegals come in. They buy a plane ticket, get here, and then just stay.

The only health reasons given are “In the future you are going to be too dirty to wash your dick and you will get an infection. We are gonna cut that dick … you filthy unwashed animal”

I know! The idea that circumcision was introduced as a way to curb masterbation may or may not be true … but one has to admit the entire procedure and culture around it is a bit sketchy.

Little boy … you have been pre-emptively convicted of not washing your dick … in the future. You are dirty, you will get an infection … in the future … you nasty little shit … so we are going to cut you ✂️