Oh FUCK yeah, lemme get some propane tanks and fireworks to bring with me

Why does the boneless guy still have teeth, and presumably a jaw to keep them neatly in a row

People getting their pedals confused happens with frightening regularity. She probably meant to slam the brakes but her foot was over the wrong pedal, and in her panic and confusion failed to understand that the vehicle was accelerating because she was on the wrong pedal. Absolutely a bad driver, obviously, but that doesn’t make it wilful or malicious.

Staff members to fuck? What did I miss now?

I hope her middle name is Hunter

Literally Fahrenheit 451

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Good shit. I’d rather this be a global cooperative effort rather than a jingoistic dick-waving contest.

I’ve only donated once before, and that was like $25 a year ago. Thanks to this little fuckweasel, I’m now signed up to donate $10 per month in perpetuity. Eat shit, Musk.