Patapon Enjoyer

Blah blah blah²³, blah blah

²³ Some truths are just self evident

You got nothing on the 17 square packing

That’s how you get bit by a duck

What wild birds out there letting you pet them?

Lemmy wouldn’t have that problem because we’re all too busy enjoying an ice cold Coca-Cola.

Quan Chi wins. Fatality

Like Tony, all male wasps die

Stop paying your employees with this one weird trick

Like Jesus intended

You don’t have to be in love to stay up at night making animal noises with your homies

“So then gravity may put the planets into motion, but without the Divine Power it could never put them into such a circulating motion, as they have about the sun”

Nah, he rationalized the shit out of it

Real particles: Proton, electron, maybe neutron but you’re on thin ice

Mental illnesses: the other 200

I notice you left out butt stuff

You lost me at the end

Instead of reddit you can use stackexchange but in the end you don’t get your answer

That’s Dr. Cat, PhD to you

Dude fucked a lot of dudes.

While we’re at it let me get something off my chest

Mitochondria is plural. One powerhouse of the cell is a mitochondrion. Bacteria is also the plural of bacterium.

Does this matter? Not really.

To be fair to science fiction, we’ll probably treat them worse once they start looking like people

His final words: Dude, don’t throw me off the boat, you’re being irration-AAAAAAAAAAAA