The gall to fuckin rip off a comic premise and then put “OC pleas don’t steal” under it

A good starting place is considering what society would look like if everyone did whatever thing.

Everyone steals - doesn’t work

Everyone murders - dosen’t work

ect.

Another approach is the Terry Pratchett argument that everything boils down to just not treating people like things.

That was a good face dodge tho. She even swiped at him with those nasty poop encrusted granny nails and my man was in the next fucking time zone

Alright, this better blow my mind.

No they want to kill all the non white non Christian people. That’s why they have a death camp

Its getting uncomfortably accurate

Same as Anoia, no changes

Reminds me of this guy

I rented a place with a long bathroom like this. Its all fun and games until you drop the new roll of toilet paper and it fucks off down the hall to narnia

hey lets feed the guessing machine crime data generated from policing by a bunch of racist ass cops. No way will the resulting “predictions” be racist

FUCK. yep you got me.

I still fucking hate mitch tho

and who’s fault is that mitch? you dumb bitch. I hope this fuck lives long enough to suffer for all the damage he has done

So. America got bought by a vulture capitalist and they are selling off assets.

pro tip if you ever need weed killer spray concentrated (30% ish) vinegar on your weeds. Kills em overnight and no glyphosate near your house

Fuck off loser

The cashier held a snake for a photo while another dude grabbed the CBD oil. Less and armed robbery and more of a distraction

no no we said 𝘳𝘦𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦 plastics