That’s ok, shark fucker 4:20. Nobody’s perfect.

Moxie

I think you either a) underestimate people’s desires to not be absolute assholes; or b) underestimate how often this happens.

Are you asking why isn’t everybody stealing each other’s property?

Gaiter is another name for those things.

Oh cured I was…

I know what the overly tired actor felt about the square hole.

You could of done worse.

What a terrible day to be literate.

No one angry that the Puerto Rican tody is the Tordus Mexicanus?

You’re mixing your ofs and haves.

People share their location to Zuckerberg?

Of course, you just fantasize about brutal murder scenarios like a well adjusted member of society.

I like you.

Mex

Counterpoint: some people would rent an Airbnb and stay after the two weeks they rented, effectively preventing the homeowner to return to their homes after a vacation. There’s little legal recourse to speedily remove them, as two weeks of occupation requires a lengthy judicial process to evict them (IIRC in California).

I dislike rent seekers too, but it happens to people with only one home as well. They think they could put their home to use while they’re not there (effectively reducing the problem of real estate under occupation), only to be exploited.

6,7!

Kill me, kill me slowly.

Well, blonde is closer to the color I associate with pearls, so that tracks. And after seeing actual silver foxes below I see it makes sense too. But then calling an all black fox by a color name that ostensibly doesn’t mean black is just… well, it’s one of the choices of all time. So this is a red fox, with a silver coat, which is why it’s black. Got it.

Much better! Thank you!

silver fur

Looks inside: not silver colored.

WTF is going on? Am I being gaslit?