when i worked for an ‘authorized agent’, our payments from the carrier were based on number of signups or contracts, and not at all on the cost of phones associated with them.

televisions of the near future when you first turn them on: “Internet connection and account required to complete initial product set up.”

gonna call those turds tomorrow to make sure the one phone we got from one of their retailers is unlocked. and then bitch (again) about us purposefully paying full retail for it to avoid payments and a contract, and having the agent forge (!) a contract for it anyway after-the-fact (for a dollar) so they could get the commission.

and when they don’t find anything, they’ll make something up.

i don’t need weed to do that.

if you overdo the grains (like cold cereal), you might experience an unintended side-effect later.

… which, in firefox, is either off by default or can be switched off.

nah. it’s an election year. you’re supposed to shut up, buy more stuff and be happy–and vote for his people because ‘he’ made that one tiny, insignificant, and very temporary thing happen.

a bunch of old geezers cruising the local ‘strip’ from 7-9am just like we used to back in high school at night on the weekends.

some states do not have front plates.

new far-right ownership and control. it’s basically gonna become a maga megaphone.

hearing ice barbie every half hour now is already too much.

I don’t even piss standing up anymore

the correct solution.

it could be worse.

if you want the full american experience, pay $10 + tip for a lukewarm (by the time you get it) cup of water and a lipton tea bag from room service.

beginning??

have you been in a coma the last nine years?

“free willy”

as if that’s all it took to lower prices. companies are gonna look at this as ‘free profit’ and keep them high, pocketing the ‘savings’ for as long as they can.

it’s because the feds are continuing their work towards elimination of artificial colorings from foods. the shit stain is just the president currently, it has nothing to do with the negative connotations of being the reference color for the shitstain’s choice of spray tan.

pictures are taken by sorting machines of every piece of mail that goes through usps. that data is retained by the usps for a period of time, and is open to ‘law enforcement’ on request; and who knows what really happens to that data when the usps doesn’t want to hold it any longer.