I’m shocked

He sounds like the kind of dumb ass hick who would want to meet the pedo

I’m in the same boat. My wife is oblivious most of the time while my head is on a swivel.

It’s so sad that Santa for adults is still a thing

We used to get the red ones around Christmas. I just thought they were decorative for the holidays, like Hersey’s kisses changed to Christmas color wrapping

Omg remember when they were selling teslas on the whitehouse lawn? I fucking hate it here

Emphasizing underwires is a fashion style now? I’m old

It’s so overkill it’s hilarious

Wells Lamont Cowhide Leather gloves - bought at Ace for about $18. But had a coupon for $5 off 🙂

Edit: since it isn’t pictured, I recommend the ones with the drawstring on the back

https://images.north40.com/images/255056-P/BA_men_s_cowhide_full_leather_adjustable_work_gloves__255056-P__.jpg?width=900&format=pjpg

Mainly yardwork, and the occasional fence build

Ok what’s with the double boob outlines

1980 here, get off my lawn!

What a stupid bitch

You have to be stupider than trump to fall for his dumb schemes and it is depressing that any world leader is dumber than trump. I hate this place

Stact doesn’t seem to work at all

Can’t be too humid or I’m out

Well not the whole shaft. I don’t do this for a living

…no.