Man in the Box by Alice in Chains

Panthera

Vulgar Display of Purr

I guess somebody finally replied to her and they’re off happily married. Good for her!

Thanks Obummer

They still buy them and then bitch constantly about how expensive gas is.

Seems to work almost every time for me in safari / Orion? Best part is in lots of paywalled sites, reader mode shows all content.

Translation and screen reader have been a solved thing for a while, no “AI” browser necessary. I’m all for nice features, but bolting in a chat bot that phones home with activity data ain’t one of them.

Even my terminal windows are light mode. You would think that would show that I know how to do things, but nope.

Hilariously, I’m the one who implemented dark mode for my company’s product, and am well known for that since it made so many people happy. When they see my UI they’re horrified, like learning about Santa Claus or Jesus.

Me, in Rome with my Blackberry on Verizon Wireless: “oh fuck, nothing works”

Reader mode in the browser is a godsend.

Look how angry it makes people! I use light mode exclusively, dark mode hurts my eyes. Other geeks have an aneurysm when they look at my screen. I honestly think they lose respect for me (among other reasons).

I used to religiously watch launches and cheer on their success. Now the company doesn’t even exist to me.

This is true. Happily married people don’t really talk about it all that much. Source: am one

Nice

Could you imagine any other product foisted on people where they tell you straight out that it might not work?

use online banking now! Quality and accuracy may vary.

The evangelicals still think all that apocalypse shit will happen, just that they’ll get whisked up to heaven while us sinners suffer below in the aftermath. A small price to pay for a world without evangelicals.

They always act like it’s right around the corner, just like any doomsday cult. I don’t know how that squares with the whole “love everybody” stuff that their messiah supposedly taught, but I gave up understanding them a long time ago.

Looks like the current White House.

What happened to Andrew Tate?

I so wish the rapture would happen, earth would be so much more pleasant.