Is anything, really?

So it talks to your media box exclusively and your media box summons the streaming services?

starts smoking while you hear rocks being ground up

The challenge is those 20 years old Windows 3.1 software apps they still use

Graphene OS is a privacy focused OS that runs on Pixel phones.

Its not as seamless as native Google Android but it’s still production worthy and works well enough for me

Cybertruck = Homer car

Time to harvest its succulent body meat from within its carapace

That ssntenx scra.med mynbrain thogs

About $60 CAD per month for talk/text with 50GB data which is average for here

A Pixel 8 on contract was free for me if I commit three years with my provider. I think I will get seven years support from GOS which is a worthy enough lifespan for an everyday smartphone

Chuds will exacerbate the bird flu by engaging in every unnecessary behavior that can cause transmission just because somebody informs them not to.

God forbid a little girl who isn’t pure white ever feel represented by the media she consumes.

A characteristic of these ghouls is that they all grotesque mouth shapes. The shape of their mouth on their face is just objectively ugly somehow.

Young Earth is the culprit. Catholics have been onboard with the big bang since a long time ago

Absolutely savage

When I was a kid Mr Kitty unilaterally moved in despite belonging to the neighbors across the street and the stern objections of my father armed with a squirt gun.

He misspelled the magic word that grants immunity from laws. Also his license plate has the wrong color border to supercede State Troopers authority over his vehicle.

What a hamfisted attempt to make a non-existant point.

Google is reaching the enshittification stage where corporate rot takes over. However due to the size and scale of the company it will continue to move forward like one of those insects that has had its agency taken over by the parasites that it is carrying around inside it.

Buy a large flat computer monitor and plug a small PC into it