Into the cone you go

Your brain still isn’t fully developed into an adult one. Another half decade or so should equip you with the rest. Take care of it!

Step 1: kill the cat in the box Step 2: make sure the cat isn’t still alive when you’re not looking

That’s how you can tell it’s good satire

The one who wrote Owl House (which got canceled by Disney because of LGBTQ themes) just released a pilot for her new show, a critique of what Disney has become

Bill Gates’ wife divorced him in part because he was spending too much time on Epstein Island.

Tried taking your advice. Turns out Ambien is not the same thing. If anyone is hiring hmu

My Octopus Teacher

Israel is the most anti-Jewish state since Nazi Germany, and Palestinians are semitic.

That sounds very helpful. I’ve found charts like helpful for drilling down from a general feeling to something more specific.

I especially like because it associates them with how the body feels.

Learn to identify what you’re feeling.

I grew up reading these. So fucked up. One of them was pulled from print for advocating that CSA victims stay at home with their abusers and forgive them (or else), so long as their abuser believes in Jesus.

Fundies have a more two-class system in mind for Heaven: God-King and unquestionably loyal fans.

I was hoping to see this here.

But also hoping to not see this here.

All Trump’s gotta do is blame the Dems. Already going that route

Personally, I’m excited there’s a decentralized option that’s super popular. Yes, relatively very few run their own PDS, but if the main bsky instance becomes a problem for anyone, people can easily migrate.

It’s not just data ownership either; The AT protocol supports community-built algorithms, relays, and app views.

Longest running meme in history

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Jimmy Swaggart Ministries

Modern astrophysics exists because a house fell on a teenage orphan.

Who as a result got adopted by a prince.

He got access to a royal lab for glassmaking.

Then he tried fixing color aberration in his microscope lenses.

Then he noticed the rainbow had holes in it. Huh.

Then he died. Glassmaking and tuberculosis are fast friends.

Then Bunsen invented his burner, which made spectra that matched the rainbow holes. Huh.

Now we know what stars and planetary atmospheres are made of!