Dude… with trauma like that, the most you can hope for is management. There ain’t no fixing shit.

Why would he only be asking for his needs?

Nuggets without sauce… meh.

A burger without condiments is a crime against humanity.

I can think of a few others as well

I’m not perfect, but my signals pretty religiously… and I’ve been driving for almost 30 years.

I’ll ride with my dad sometimes though… and in his old age he won’t always use his turn signals. Never has, actually. I always get onto him, and he gives me this shit-eating grin and says “it’s on a need-to-know basis.”

Sounds like you need to decide how comfortable you are with the extreme likelihood that your son gets his dick wet.

If you are comfortable with that, make sure you’ve spoken to him about safety and the potential long-term consequences of doing so. No need to make it more awkward than it has to be, but the conversation is absolutely necessary if you haven’t had it with him before. Nothing like learning in real-time that Tiffany lied about being a virgin when spots show up on his dick, or that his buddies were full of shit when they said she can’t get pregnant if you have sex just once.

Doesn’t hurt to provide the condoms yourself so you know they’re quality, in-date, and not tampered with.

You should also contact Tiffany’s parents yourself before you respond. If they’re unaware, then you have an honesty issue on your hands on top of anything else.

John Stewart would be a good Secretary of State…

Or Veterans Affairs

Would go better than this, actually. He’d be incompetent but he’d know that and I think he’d at least attempt to surround himself with competence.

If I’d have wanted a kiss, I’d have asked your mother…

Well… it’s less likely

Whether software, electrical, aerospace, or civil… engineer gonna engineer.

Shut the fuck up, Donnie, you’re out of your element!

Bet the dude is happier than most.

Idk, I kinda like it.

Dicks for St. Nick.