The phone that you use every day, that is required to function in daily society, and is the NUMBER ONE priority when you’re homeless, aside from maybe obtaining legal documentation?

That cell phone?

My car was made in the 90s.

You’re gonna show up in a youtube video.

A 30 year old presented to the E.R. with a bloated stomach and high fever. He claims to have eaten the same pasta for 30 days. As we know, botulism starts to grow on noodles after three days, which means…

Is this what “dead cat bounce” means?

What exactly makes that job, specifically, the bottom rung of the totem pole?

Hell, I liked working at a restaurant. Feeding people is fulfilling as fuck. It sucks that it has to be such low pay.

And why should the bottom rung of the totem pole not offer a decent life?

Wow. 5g really is making us have unusual numbers of hands and fingers.